Medical Response to the Healthcare Proposal (too funny)

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care plan being developed by the Obama Team.
Allergists voted to scratch it, but the
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing..
Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, and the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the
Proctologists are leaving the entire decision up to the butt holes in Washington